It’s good to be back in favour. The last time we were appreciated was during the Great War. But when that was over, they slaughtered most of us and took to their motorised vehicles.
Now, 150 years on, it’s goodbye to those motorised vehicles. And goodbye to air travel. And goodbye to animal-based foods. They didn’t listen to the climate scientists, called it fake news.
Saved at one minute to midnight.
The humans are a lot humbler nowadays. And not too ashamed to saddle us up for a trip to the local shops.
Plus, the carrots taste a lot better.
Written for Hi-ho Silver Wisoff-Fields’ weekly 100 word challenge, found here