Delighted that the Oxford comma rules: read about it here. I’ll list my reasons some other time.
“So how come they can fit into a coffee cup?”
“There’re small, small. That’s all.”
“Yes, but they weren’t yesterday, were they?”
“Well, memory plays tricks; maybe yesterday they were small, we can’t tell.”
“Okay, so they’re less big. I dunno, something they ate, something they read – that bloody Alice book? Something genetic – look at your mother; she’s pretty weird.”
“What? You shrunk the kids and now you’re blaming my mother. She always said I shouldn’t take up with you. I should’ve listened. I’m leaving.”
“Go then, and take those kids with you. ”
Written for Rochelle Wisoff-Fields’ weekly 100 word challenge found here.