“Pay attention now, class. Not long now.
“Let’s remind ourselves of what we did today. Anybody? Fin? Yes? Yes, hooks, barbed hooks. Yes, well done. Any thing else, class? C’mon, this is for you, not me. Yes, Monk? Yes, nets. Yes, good. And Spikey, you say? Spear guns? Spot on. Well done, class. All worth remembering.
“Starting tomorrow, we examine indicators of extreme danger in the kitchen. You probably already know ‘em. The top three are: slices of lemon, tartare sauce, and potato chips. See these, swim for your life!
“School’s out. Same time same place tomorrow. Let’s go home.”