Damn

“Sire, we have the fetus scans.”
“Of the future Army of Invincibles?”
“Yep.”
“All fifty thousand fetuses?”
“Yep.”
“And?”
“Warrior, strength, amorality genes all very good.”
“Excellent. We will defeat the enemy.”
“Ahem.”
“Ahem?”
“One or two, er, issues.”
“Issues?”
“Minor. Cosmetic.”
“Minor? Cosmetic?”
“Yep. Sire.”
“Well?”
“Bus driver gene is dominant.”
“Bus driver?”
“Yep.”
“Damn.”
“Yep. We’ll have to hide all the buses.”
“That’s okay. Well done.”
“Ahem. Sire.”
“More?”
“Their voices.”
“Voices?”
“High pitched. Squeaky.”
“Damn.”
‘We’ll still win. Sire.”
“How so? With fifty thousand squeaky bus drivers?”
“The enemy will die laughing. Sire.”
“Happily?”
“Afraid so. Sire.”
“Damn.”

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26 Responses to Damn

  1. John Dawson says:

    A ready made choir………once the laughter dies down.

  2. Dear Patrick,

    i’ve known some badass bus drivers. absent the high pitched voices i think they’ll do fine.

    Aloha,

    Doug

  3. glossarch says:

    Completely crazed! I like the zaniness. Keep it coming!

  4. Bus driver gene. That’s awesome. 🙂

  5. howanxious says:

    What an enjoyable read! Hilarious indeed, at least for me.. 🙂

  6. Dear Patrick,

    I didn’t know there was a bus driver gene. You learn something new every day. Fun story.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  7. Sarah Ann says:

    I wondered where this was going. Squeaky bus drivers – fantastic. And nice to have an anemy die laughing for a change.

  8. Sandra says:

    Hilarious! Well done.

  9. kz says:

    fifty thousand squeaky bus drivers. haha oh man, that is so wrong. lol great story, really entertaining. 🙂

  10. I’d love to know where that idea came from…or maybe not. 🙂

    janet

  11. wmqcolby says:

    Hahahahaha! Very funny and well-constructed.

  12. troy P. says:

    Wonderful! *clap*clap*clap*

  13. claireful says:

    Fantastic story! High-pitched bus driver warriors, love it.
    Claire

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